100 Things I Hate

Last week I listened to my co-worker read a blog that listed 300 things some guy hated. As I laughed and listened along with everyone else, I wondered how hard it would be for that blogger to list the 300 things he loved. So, this is my experiment: today I will time how long it takes me to make a list of 100 things I hate and tomorrow I will time how long it takes me to make a list of 100 things I love. Ready, go!
1- Julie hates shopping at Walmart
2- Julie hates waiting in line
3- Julie hates listening to "Careless Whisper" by the Sexy Saxophone Guy every day at work
4- Julie hates driving to Provo
5- Julie hates bugs in her house
6- Julie hates having to kill spiders when her husband's not home
7- Julie hates how short weekends really are when you factor in sleeping
8- Julie hates trilogies
9- Julie hates listening to lectures
10- Julie hates exercising
11- Julie hates trying to sleep while pregnant
12- Julie hates vegetables
13- Julie hates how people harass her about not liking onions
14- Julie hates second person
15- Julie hates fantasy books
16- Julie hates shoes
17- Julie hates jeans
18- Julie hates butterflies
19- Julie hates camping without flushing toilets
20- Julie hates dirty houses
21- Julie hates listening to you sing "TGIF"
22- Julie hates her keyboard
23- Julie hates how long it takes for everyone to show up for desk meetings
24- Julie hates portable dishwashers
25- Julie hates how the bug guy hasn't sprayed her house yet
26- Julie hates the grass
27- Julie hates the nasty duck pond south of BYU
28- Julie hates parking at BYU
29- Julie hates people who read things on the internet and therefore think they're smart
30- Julie hates Facebook
31- Julie hates Twitter
32- Julie hates most forms of social media
33- Julie hates the SUV mini coopers
34- Julie hates dog hair that never gets vacuumed up
35- Julie hates going to the mall in Provo
36- Julie hates the radio
37- Julie hates jacked-up trucks
38- Julie hates construction
39- Julie hates when people tell her how being pregnant really is
40- Julie hates public bathrooms
41- Julie hates how there's never soap by the sinks at work
42- Julie hates not having lotion
43- Julie hates making her husband sad
44- Julie hates searching the internet for something and then getting distracted by something else
45- Julie hates how old her desktop computer is
46- Julie hates BYU provided internet
47- Julie hates how Court doesn't sit in his chair, but spins it while stands it
48- Julie hates owls
49- Julie hates when people don't think Seaworld is the greatest place ever
50- Julie hates braces
51- Julie hates retainers
52- Julie hates her dentist
53- Julie hates being sick
54- Julie hates how Michael left the office
55- Julie hates when TV seasons end
56- Julie hates it when people say you shouldn't watch TV because it will make you stupid and fat
57- Julie hates eating junk food
58- Julie hates nuts in her food
59- Julie hates raisins in her food
60- Julie hates how the custodians never vacuum under her desk
61- Julie hates watches
62- Julie hates how hot her house gets at night
63- Julie hates turning on the AC at 3 a.m. every morning
64- Julie hates losing games
65- Julie hates people who knock on her back door
66- Julie hates how she scratched her new hardwood floor with an 80-year-old dresser
67- Julie hates when people miss deadlines
68- Julie hates professors who ask you to call them "Brother So-and-so"
69- Julie hates online newspapers
70- Julie hates how she can't find a dress for her sister-in-law's wedding
71- Julie hates when people stop walking and stand in the middle of the sidewalk
72- Julie hates people who pretend they're talking to someone on their cell phone
73- Julie hates how everyone thinks they're a model on Facebook
74- Julie hates flies and bees and wasps
75- Julie hates taking fake nails off
76- Julie hates that once fat guy who endorses Subway
77- Julie hates how it's not Christmas time
78- Julie hates water on her face
79- Julie hates spilling
80- Julie hates ugly dogs
81- Julie hates chain-link fences
82- Julie hates ant farms
83- Julie hates the new "Pirates of the Caribbean" movies
84- Julie hates getting up at 6:00 a.m.
85- Julie hates counting
86- Julie hates math
87- Julie hates never having ice cream
88- Julie hates music from the 80s
89- Julie hates driving by a car that is blasting lame music
90- Julie hates old men drivers
91- Julie hates ovens that don't cook right
92- Julie hates cockroaches
93- Julie hates small airports
94- Julie hates the smell of airports
95- Julie hates plastic waterbottles
96- Julie hates the fridge at work
97- Julie hates her fridge
98- Julie hates binders
99- Julie hates college ruled paper
100- Julie hates Wendy's new fries
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